Terms and Conditions

Terms of Service Agreement: By using our website, you agree to our terms and conditions. These include but are not limited to:

You must be a human. No robots, aliens, or interdimensional beings allowed.
You must be of legal age to use the internet. If you're not sure, ask your parents or consult a legal professional.
You must not use our website to communicate with the dead. We're not responsible for any hauntings or paranormal activity resulting from such attempts.
You must not use our website to summon ancient gods or demons. We're not equipped to handle the end of the world.
You must not use our website to time travel. If you do, please don't change the past or future. We like our timeline just the way it is.

Return and Refund Policy

Time is of the Essence: We offer a 30-day return policy, starting from the moment you receive your product or the moment you realize you've made a terrible mistake – whichever comes first. After all, we believe in second chances, but not third or fourth ones.
Keep it in One Piece: We accept returns for products that are in the same condition as when they left our virtual shelves. This means no missing pieces, no mysterious stains, and definitely no evidence of you trying to use our products as a makeshift time machine.
Return Shipping: You're responsible for the return shipping costs, unless you can convince us that the product is actually an alien artifact that's trying to communicate with its home planet. In that case, we'll cover the shipping and probably call NASA.
Refund Processing: Once we receive your returned item and confirm it meets our stringent standards of sanity, we'll process your refund within 5-7 business days. This gives us just enough time to laugh at the hilarious reason you provided for the return, and then get back to the business of selling questionable products.
Exceptions to the Rule: We don't accept returns for items that are clearly marked as "Final Sale," "Irreversibly Cursed," or "May Cause Spontaneous Combustion." We also don't accept returns for items that have been used to summon ancient deities or open interdimensional portals. You know who you are.
The Fine Print: By using our website and purchasing our products, you agree to our refund policy and acknowledge that we reserve the right to make fun of you in our weekly staff meetings.

Terms and Conditions

Return and Refund Policy

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